Spammers just keep getting funnier

How’s this for the latest piece of spam to make it to my inbox:

Hello, iain.

Listen to me carefully, i don’t know what your name is, but i’ll find you and i’ll cripple you, because this is you who tempted her!!!

She has already gone to hospital, you’re next, this is evidence: (some spammy link)

Dear oh dear oh dear. What genius came up with this?